"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
cats are liquid
If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
this is the greatest.thing.ever.
rest in fucking peaches, mario
This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more